Here we go again...

The suitcase is packed, I've picked out my "airport/plane outfit", I've got my envelope of Euros, my camera is charged, my iPod is updated, I've set up a queue on Tumblr, my overdraft is paid off, I've bought myself three new books and two magazines, the pets are all at their holiday homes, my mum is about to pass out from stress, I'm listening to acoustic guitar music, all my jewellery is in a box, I have bags of sweets and bars of chocolate, my passport photo is as hideous as ever, I've said my goodbyes to my friends, my pets, my house and my car.

It's holiday time.