My best dates.
Due
to a recent tweet I posted concerning a moronic ex – wow, I haven't
done that in a while – I
found myself reflecting on dates. This particular ex doesn't really
count as an ex, actually; we only went on the one date, and that was
more than enough. I remember regaling my girlfriends the following
morning with the disastrous tale involving O'Neills (worst first date
location? I'd say so), lime and lager (for him, not me – his
company eventually drove me to neat scotch) and karaoke (don't
even). All my friends felt sorry for me, especially considering I'd
fancied this guy for a while. We all had, in fact. We'd referred to
him as 'Arms', the hot guy who could sing. He was a fantasy – and
after that night in O'Neills, the daydreams about his arms had to
end.
At
the time, I actually rolled my eyes at the sympathy from friends,
saying 'I've had worse, and I'll have better. If nothing else, this
will be a good story someday!'
And
guess what? It is.
And
also, I have had
better dates since then. Some of which were so good, I decided to
write about them right here, right now! (along with some from before then...)
2010.
My first ever actual real life
boyfriend took me to the fanciest restaurant in our home town for
Valentine's Day. I had protested at first as it was a pricey place,
due to everything being 'super organic' and locally grown or
killed...but he responded 'fuck it, it's only once a year!' So we,
two naïve sixteen year-olds, went for a properly mature dinner date.
I arrived at the restaurant to find a pot of red roses awaiting me on
our reserved table. We were told the boyf's big sis had put money
behind the bar for our drinks. What a perfect First Proper Date, I remember
thinking, as I was presented with my starter - steaming broccoli
and stilton soup.
2011.
Okay fine, this wasn't a date
as such, it was a day out with a friend...who I happened to really
super-intense fancy, at the time. Shhh. It was one of those days when
we'd agreed to hang out, but hadn't actually made a plan. So we
Googled fun days out when he got in my car and weighed up options –
then I smacked my hand on the wheel and shrieked 'The enchanted
forest!'
We
went to Groombridge Enchanted Forest, a 50 min drive
away. We wandered among the whispering trees, watched young deer run
through the fields, meditated in teepees by the river and jumped on
giant swings that flew over the steepest hills. 10/10, would do again
on an actual date.
2012.
My first year FWB – that one I was stupidly infatuated with –
got himself tickets to see Walk off the Earth live with HMV points
(wow, those cards probably mean nothing now!?). I expressed my envy,
and he replied 'well I thought I'd take a date...' my heart began to
sink, but then... 'so...wanna come?'
That
night I got to see Walk off the Earth not just on stage, but in
person after the gig. I hugged Gianni 'Luminati' Nicassio. Beard Man
and I threw each other peace signs. Nobody can take that away from me
– not even the twat I went to the gig with.
2012.
A Morning After. I insisted the charming bartender who'd won me over the night
before take me for coffee in town, rather than me politely shuffle
out of his flat on a glorious sunny morning when he didn't have work
or any other commitments to stop him hanging out with me. No excuses.
Over coffee, he opened up a bit about his distant family and deepest
fears – and I felt like I'd unlocked another level and got closer
to being Something More...
(Spoiler: I wasn't. Lol.)
(Spoiler: I wasn't. Lol.)
2013.
I took this totally lovely guy
I'd been seeing out for lunch, as it was his birthday. We went to the
local slightly-trashy neon-lit American diner, and we'd been sat
opposite each other for maybe 20 minutes when I got nervous and
abruptly scurried off to the loo. I composed myself in front of the
mirror, reading the lipsticked messages saying 'you look FAB, honey!'
and eventually returned to the table to find the food had been
served, and Lovely Guy was waiting for me to tuck in. That was when I
felt so filled with excitement and contentment that I told him I
would like to accept his recent request for me to be his official
girlfriend.
2015.
Me and the aforementioned
Lovely Guy went to the aquarium in Brighton, while we were staying in
the city for a couple of days (in what's been dubbed 'one of the most gay hotels', which
was pretty magical). I was worried the school kids on a day trip
rushing around squealing would ruin the date – but I was able to
tune them out, and tbh I squealed a whole lot at some of the
specimens to be seen.
Yes,
you may notice from these cute date recollections...that I haven't
dated in a long, long time. In fact, I believe I've gone on two 'dates' in the past year, one of which I later realised wasn't even a date.
Well it must not have been, as I didn't hear much more from the guy
afterwards... *sigh*
I
just don't seem to get many dates, these days. I know I'm only 23,
and I have 'years of fun' ahead of me (so says mama's drunk friend),
and really I'm 100% alright on my own, I've always been independent
and hated the idea of being '1 of 2'...but I just fancy cute dates,
sometimes. So if anyone has any tips on how to get those...
I love reading your blog posts as they are always so relatable. Unfortunately I have a story on par with one of yours, where the 'date' ended and the guy commented he was 'amazed' I finished dessert, and should I really be eating so much? So that was a definite no.
ReplyDeleteAMEN to that last paragraph, where are the decent people hiding?!
Woah!!! You definitely dodged a bullet there! I swear if a guy ever said that to me, even if I was full to the brim I would straight up order a second dessert and eat it as quick as I possibly could. Screw that guy.
DeleteAlso i am, as ever, also smitten with your blog posts Gracie ❤❤❤
My goodness Chloe, that sucks so hard. I hope you threw your empty plate at him? I may have...
DeleteMaddie's got it tbh, never let a dickhead make you feel shitty or apologise for being you.
I adore you both! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx